teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

132,563 notes 31 July, 2014

babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

(Source: 420dongsquad)

233,146 notes 31 July, 2014

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

97,490 notes 31 July, 2014

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

166,419 notes 31 July, 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
228,524 notes 30 July, 2014

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

511,781 notes 29 July, 2014
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